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Unit 008pbw: Warm Compliance Device 2
Unit 008pbw: Warm Compliance Device 2
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Issued in accordance with Section 3: Emotional Containment
Overview:
You asked for comfort. We can only offer survival.
The Warm Compliance Device is a soft, heavyweight hoodie with a small Let’s Die A Little logo on the front chest and a full-sized logo on the back so even your exits are branded.
Thick drawcords. Metal eyelets. Just enough quality to make you wonder if this is a trap.
Wear it during onboarding. Wear it in your grave.Either way, you’re covered.
Sizing Chart
Details:
Printed on the Independent Heavyweight Pullover Hoodie in three colors — soft, durable, and emotionally weatherproof.
Features:
– 80/20 ring-spun cotton/poly fleece with a 100% cotton face
– Split-stitched double-needle sewing: overkill for a garment, ideal for your life
– Classic fit with metal eyelets and drawcords so you can self-regulate manually
– Jersey-lined hood, pouch pocket, tear-away label — all the usual lies of comfort
– Transfer printed with despair you can feel
Ethically Sketchy:
Made to order to avoid overproduction and create the illusion of intentionality.
Ships in about a week, just in time for your next compliance review.
