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Unit 006b: Melvin
Unit 006b: Melvin
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$22.00 USD
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Our patron saint of burnout. Sad corporate skull. The first, the original, the reason we keep showing up—begrudgingly. He’s the quiet mascot of every “I’m fine” you’ve muttered while your soul clocked out early.
Bella Shirt Size Guide:
Features:
– 100% ring-spun cotton, slightly corrupted by capitalism
– Side-seamed for structural integrity (you don't have any)
– Shoulder taping for emotional support / gossip transport / corporate burden
– Unisex fit for all flavors of burnout
– Direct-to-garment print with despair you can feel
Made to order to avoid overproduction and the illusion of sustainability.
Ships in about a week, just in time for your next performance review.
