Unit 004b: Warm Compliance Device

Issued in accordance with Section 3: Emotional Containment

You asked for comfort. We can only offer survival.
The Warm Compliance Device is a soft, heavyweight black hoodie with a small Let’s Die A Little logo on the front chest and a full-sized logo on the back so even your exits are branded.

Thick drawcords. Metal eyelets. Just enough quality to make you wonder if this is a trap.

Wear it during onboarding. Wear it in your grave.
Either way, you’re covered.

Sizing Chart

Details:
Printed on the Independent Heavyweight Pullover Hoodie in black — soft, durable, and emotionally weatherproof.
“Unit 003b” features a minimalist chest print (logo only) and a full back print to remind everyone behind you that you’re not okay.

Features:
– 80/20 ring-spun cotton/poly fleece with a 100% cotton face
– Split-stitched double-needle sewing: overkill for a garment, ideal for your life
– Classic fit with metal eyelets and drawcords so you can self-regulate manually
– Jersey-lined hood, pouch pocket, tear-away label — all the usual lies of comfort
– Transfer printed with despair you can feel