Unit 001b: Mandated Minimum Black

Standard issue compliance wear.

Intro:
Welcome to the baseline. You’ve successfully achieved compliance and earned your issued garment.
No graphics. No rebellion. Just your corporate assigned despair, printed directly onto soft cotton.

Details:
Printed on the Bella + Canvas unisex tee in black. Soft, breathable, and subtly soul-crushing.
The “Mandated Minimum” features the Let’s Die A Little skull and logotype in color, sitting boldly front and center.
A uniform for people who stopped dreaming and started clocking in.

Bella Shirt Size Guide:

Features:
– 100% ring-spun cotton, slightly corrupted by capitalism
– Side-seamed for structural integrity (unlike you)
– Shoulder taping for emotional support / performance reviews
– Unisex fit for all genders of compliance
– DTF printed for crisp, durable branding under observation

Ethically Sketchy:
Made to order to avoid overproduction and give you the illusion of individuality.
Ships in about a week,  just in time for your next deadline.