Technoserf

Technoserf

You’re not online because you want to be. You’re online because you have to be. It’s all here, always available. No logging out I’m afraid. Trapped in digital servitude. Chronically online. Mentally not fine.

Printed on the Bella + Canvas unisex tee. Soft, breathable, and flattering enough to wear while doomscrolling through your third mental breakdown of the day.

Features:
– 100% ring-spun cotton, slightly corrupted by capitalism
– Side-seamed for structural integrity (you don't have any)
– Shoulder taping for emotional support / gossip transport / corporate burden
– Unisex fit for all flavors of burnout
– Direct-to-garment printing with despair baked in

Ethically Sketchy:
Made to order to avoid overproduction and the illusion of sustainability.
Ships in about a week — just in time for your next crisis.