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Serf's Up (white)
Serf's Up (white)
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Feudalism... BUT FUTURE
A serf was a medieval peasant bound to the land, forced to work under a lord in exchange for survival.
Sound familiar?
Printed on the Bella + Canvas unisex tee. Soft, breathable, and flattering enough to toil in style.
The “Serf’s Up” tee features a peasant catching a wave of compliance, pitchfork in one hand, pink slip in the other.
Because late-stage capitalism is just feudalism with Wi-Fi.
Bella Shirt Size Guide:
Features:
– 100% ring-spun cotton, slightly corrupted by capitalism
– Side-seamed for structural integrity (you don't have any)
– Shoulder taping for emotional support / gossip transport / corporate burden
– Unisex fit for all flavors of burnout
– Direct-to-garment print that screams “surf’s up” in wage slavery.
Made to order to avoid overproduction and the illusion of sustainability.
Ships in about a week, just in time for your next team-building feudal obligation.
