Monetize Your Dreams (Giclée Art Print)

The brain is cooked. The money has wings. The dream is gone.

This museum-grade art print captures a moment of pure horror: when your creative spark gets rebranded as “content strategy.”
Our bug-legged brain beast carries its burdens in cash, because these days, if you’re not monetizing it, why even do it?

Printed with archival inks on premium paper, this piece is designed to outlast your last passion project.
Hang it in your home office, coworking space, or any room where dreams go to die.

Great for:
– Creative professionals in denial
– Ex-artists with newsletters
– Anyone who hears “you should sell that” and flinches

Features:
– Giclée-printed on museum-grade paper (because even burnout deserves quality)
– Rich, lasting color thanks to pigmented archival inks
– Frame it, tack it, tape it to your wall like your last desperate goal
– Printed to order—just like your content calendar

Care:
Dust gently with the crushed remains of your passion, or use a clean cloth.