Rise and grind (your teeth). That first sip hits like a board meeting in your chest—acid reflux, caffeine tremors, and a gentle reminder that you’ll never retire. This mug doesn’t make mornings better. It just makes them louder.
Perfect for coffee, tea, or whatever poison you choose to endure the inbox apocalypse. Dishwasher safe, microwave safe, life unsafe.
Product features – Vibrant prints that’ll outlast your attention span – Dishwasher + microwave safe, unlike your nervous system – 12 accent color options for “self-expression” (pick your flavor of doom) – ORCA coating for long-lasting brilliance (you won’t last that long) – 100% glossy ceramic with a handle shaped for clinging on
Care instructions Wash in the dishwasher or by hand. Existential residue may remain.
