Liquid Anxiety

Oh boy, nothing like that first cup of the day, right? Stomach acid, jitters, heart palpitations, and just enough existential dread to carry you through the morning’s “urgent” email from upper management. Sip slow. Or don’t.

Printed on the Bella + Canvas unisex tee. Soft, breathable, and flattering enough to panic in style.
The Liquid Anxiety design features a teal skull mug belching steam that spells out your current mental state, because coffee is merely a state sanctioned stimulant for the modern laborer.

Features:
– 100% ring-spun cotton, slightly corrupted by capitalism
– Side-seamed for structural integrity (you don’t have any)
– Shoulder taping for emotional support
– Unisex fit for all flavors of burnout
– Transfer printed with despair you can feel

Ethically Sketchy:
Made to order to avoid overproduction and the illusion of sustainability.
Ships in about a week, just in time for your next crisis.