Bite The Hand

$26 - Bite the hand

Go on. Just a little nibble. No sad eyes and no purring apologies. Just sharpen those teeth chomp down hard... Who needs to get fed anyway?

Printed on the Bella + Canvas unisex tee. soft, breathable, and perfect for plotting vengeance from your windowsill.

Bella Shirt Size Guide:

Features:
– 100% ring-spun cotton, slightly corrupted by capitalism
– Side-seamed for structural integrity (you don’t have any)
– Shoulder taping for emotional support / claw sharpening
– Unisex fit for revolutionaries and strays alike
– Printed with teeth-baring defiance

Ethically Sketchy:
Made to order to avoid overproduction and the illusion of sustainability.
Ships in about a week — you’ll still be hungry, but hey maybe you’ll get a taste for CEO...